Battleship / Csatahajó (2012)
Premier: 2012. május 18. (USA) / 2012. április 19. (Hungary)
Rendező: Peter Berg
Szereplők:
Liam Neeson - Admiral Shane
Taylor Kitsch - Alex Hopper
Alexander Skarsgård - Stone Hopper
Rihanna - Raikes
Brooklyn Decker - Sam
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Battleship / Csatahajó (2012)
2011. október 27. 21:06
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2011. október 28. 00:55
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Köszi a topikot és a remek posztert funny
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Műfaj: Háborús, Akció, Sci-fi
Filmstúdió: Universal Pictures
Történet: Peter Berg (Hancock) a producere és rendezője ennek a látványos akció-kalandfilmnek, mely vízen, levegőben és a szárazföldön bontakozik ki, ahogy a bolygónk a túlélésért küzd egy felsőbbrendű erő ellen. A Hasbro klasszikus tengeri csatás játéka a Torpedó alapján készült film főszereplői Taylor Kitsch, mint Hopper, a John Paul Jones hadihajón szolgáló tengerésztiszt; Brooklyn Decker, mint Sam, Hopper menyasszonya; Alexander Skarsgard, mint Hopper bátyja, Stone, a Samson hadihajó parancsnoka; Rihanna, mint Raikes hadnagy, Hopper bajtársa, és a John Paul Jones hadihajó fegyverspecialistája, és Liam Neeson, Sam apja és Hopper és Stone felettese, Shane admirális.
2012 nyarán indul a legnagyobb csata: a BATTLESHIP.
Trailer: /Angol HD + Magyar feliratos/
Kíváncsi leszek a filmre, bár a történet alapján, először nem feltétlen erre következtettem, a címből.
Műfaj: Háborús, Akció, Sci-fi
Filmstúdió: Universal Pictures
Történet: Peter Berg (Hancock) a producere és rendezője ennek a látványos akció-kalandfilmnek, mely vízen, levegőben és a szárazföldön bontakozik ki, ahogy a bolygónk a túlélésért küzd egy felsőbbrendű erő ellen. A Hasbro klasszikus tengeri csatás játéka a Torpedó alapján készült film főszereplői Taylor Kitsch, mint Hopper, a John Paul Jones hadihajón szolgáló tengerésztiszt; Brooklyn Decker, mint Sam, Hopper menyasszonya; Alexander Skarsgard, mint Hopper bátyja, Stone, a Samson hadihajó parancsnoka; Rihanna, mint Raikes hadnagy, Hopper bajtársa, és a John Paul Jones hadihajó fegyverspecialistája, és Liam Neeson, Sam apja és Hopper és Stone felettese, Shane admirális.
2012 nyarán indul a legnagyobb csata: a BATTLESHIP.
Trailer: /Angol HD + Magyar feliratos/
2011. december 10. 12:05
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Trailer #2
2011. december 10. 13:29
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2012. január 18. 18:46
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Idézet (Crow @ 2011.12.29. 22:05)
Ez a legvárósabb (béna szó, mi? ) filmem 2012-re!!! Csatahajók, 'élienek', harc, Liam Neeson, Brooklyn Decker... stb. Szóval, pont ez kell nekem!!
Dehogy! Én is várom már nagyon
2012. március 02. 00:39
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2012. április 14. 16:49
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Erre feltétlen megyek Köszi a képeket
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2012. április 14. 20:41
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Idézet (benyaw93 @ 2011.12.10. 13:29)
2012. április 14. 21:49
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Alexander ,Rihanna jó ideje már, hogy várok erre a filmre, tuti megnézem!
2012. április 19. 18:25
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Sikerült megnéznem, és egyszerűen imádtam
Ajánlom mindenkinek
Ajánlom mindenkinek
2012. április 19. 21:04
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Szent ég, de fájdalmasan hülye film volt ez. Senki se nézze meg, tanuljatok a hibámból.
Kedves Hollywood, olyan nehéz lenne készíteni egy sci-fi akciófilmet ami nem válzotat féldegenerlát zombivá? Vagy legalább küldjétek el az összes forgatókönyvírót, hogy szerezzenek legalább egy érettségit...
Kedves Hollywood, olyan nehéz lenne készíteni egy sci-fi akciófilmet ami nem válzotat féldegenerlát zombivá? Vagy legalább küldjétek el az összes forgatókönyvírót, hogy szerezzenek legalább egy érettségit...
2012. április 22. 23:39
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nem tudom hogy észrevettétek-e de az elején a focimeccs alatt a Hajdú B. István és a Faragó Ricsi a kommentátor
pont most nézem a filmet eddig egész jó de a buli még csak most kezdődik
pont most nézem a filmet eddig egész jó de a buli még csak most kezdődik
2012. május 13. 11:14
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2012. május 13. 11:39
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Nincs energiám lefordítani, úgyhogy az angolul tudók figyelmébe ajánlom. Íme a gondolataim a filmről, ahogy az amerikai ismerőseimnek részleteztem:
BATTLESHIP
Holy shit this was stupid. Fails on so many levels I can hardly describe. Now, I can tolerate a LOT of stupid shit if there are good things in the mix too (prequels), but this set a new standard of retarded. All I wanted was some solid sci-fi action movie. I didn't want Oscar worthy script or acting, I didn't hope for revolutionary effect or action. Just a well put together movie. Hollywood, is that too much to ask? Apparently, yes.
Now, before I dive into the ocean of rage and hatred, I have to tell you that there are SOME good things in this mess. For example: there are some nice shots destroyers and battleships in action. There were a few laughs here and there. Liam Neeson and Alexander Skarsgard add some level of awesome - for that 10 minutes they are in the movie. There are some pretty serious cleavage shots of the love interest. Hm... that appears to be all.
EVERYTHING else is stupid. Eye rolling and face palming ensued during the whole movie. I lost count of them. Oh, spoilers - wait, who am I kidding, there's nothing to spoil here.
The very beginning, (2006) NASA builds some super antennas that shoot a VISIBLE particle beam to the Gliese system. Antennas shooting visible lasers. This was the first 'you've got to be fucking kidding me' moment. This year the aliens arrive. Wait a minute. Gliese is 20 light years away (40 there and back) but the makes it there in three and aliens arrive in 2012. WHAT THE FUCK? Are we time traveling now? Did we have some faster than light laser in 2006? Eh, fuck it
Then there's the scene where we meet our hero. Remember that camera footage of the worst burglar that tried to rob some store? Falling through the ceiling, then stuck in the store? Well, our hero does EXACTLY that for a chicken burrito. Scene by scene, shot by shot - the SAME. Movie, that is soo cheap.
The nonexistent characters weren't annoying or boring but still, cardboard characters.
One of the alien warships (many times the size of a house) hits a satellite and crashes in Hong Kong. It's like a car bouncing off a fucking pedestrian. Physics don't work like that. It was the communications ship, so the aliens want to use the antennas to request reinforcements. And what are they going to do for three years while they arrive here? Shit, I must not ask questions that make sense. They put up a magical barrier too trapping three destroyers inside. The aliens are invisible to the radar, so the destroyers can't target them. Wait, what? They are less than a mile away from house sized alien warships! Look out the window and target them! Oh no, they can't do that, they need TO GO CLOSER. Seriously what the fuck? What's the effective range of a destroyer? Let me see... at least a hundred kilometers for missiles, twenty kilometers for the 5 inch cannon. Movie, you are STUPID
Wait, Rihanna is here too! Nothing sexy I'm afraid. I think they tried to make her a new tough girl. Like a new Vasquez . Boy, did they fail miserably. "My daddy told me they'd come" Any hopes for a badgirl image just got flushed down the toilet. Hey, did I mentioned how awful the writing is? People say ridiculous lines.
Oh, and the 'aliens'. I almost lost it by this point and could barely keep myself from saying out loud: Are you fucking kidding me?! Four fingered CGI humans with spikebeards. In shiny armor. A new level of cheap here, ladies and gentlemen.
The score is a joke, it's barely there. I know, most people don't give a shit about the soundtrack, but it's important to me. Here we have the most lackluster musical score ever. I almost thought it was Clint Mansell, it's THAT boring.
There is a subplot with the love interest, a geek guy and a black marine with prosthetic legs. They go against a shitload of alien soldiers (in powered armor - previously seen to toss people around like ragdolls, completely bulletproof and capable of ripping cars apart) and they succeed. They save the day. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
The aliens have some sort of glowing ball of death superweapons. Three of them completely destroy an entire airbase. Two of them cut a destroyer in half in less than a minute. Are they going to use them in the most important battle in the end? HELLNO
At one point, the hero literally plays battleship. Blindly shooting at a grid. They even say it out loud: I19! G07! Holy fucking shit, this is a new level of stupid.
Then, a couple of dozen injured survivor and a bunch of magical PENSIONERS effectively operate a decommissioned BATTLESHIP! A battleship that is designed to be manned by thousands of people is going to battle with not even a hundred men! WHATTHEFFOIJAWIDHFIJFGK... Sorry. Then they skid (is that noun or verb?) the battleship. HOYSHITFUCKYOUMOVIE. Skidding (?) a 45000 ton battleship going full speed with lowering one anchor. It was pretty over the top in Pirates of the Caribbean, but here it's a fucking joke. Suspension of disbelief is one thing but this? 45000 tons of steel speeding towards the enemy. Can you even imagine the momentum she's having right now? That thing could ram a small city for fucks sake! Yet an anchor stops it?! FUCKYOU And they manage to defeat the alien command ship. GODFUCKINGDAMNITMOVIE
Did I mention that the aliens are defeated by sunlight? Yeah, Gandalf FTW!
Do not watch this horrific piece of shit. This insulting, poor excuse of a movie doesn't worth it. Peter Berg, you just killed your career. If you ever had one.
FUCK YOU MOVIE
BATTLESHIP
Holy shit this was stupid. Fails on so many levels I can hardly describe. Now, I can tolerate a LOT of stupid shit if there are good things in the mix too (prequels), but this set a new standard of retarded. All I wanted was some solid sci-fi action movie. I didn't want Oscar worthy script or acting, I didn't hope for revolutionary effect or action. Just a well put together movie. Hollywood, is that too much to ask? Apparently, yes.
Now, before I dive into the ocean of rage and hatred, I have to tell you that there are SOME good things in this mess. For example: there are some nice shots destroyers and battleships in action. There were a few laughs here and there. Liam Neeson and Alexander Skarsgard add some level of awesome - for that 10 minutes they are in the movie. There are some pretty serious cleavage shots of the love interest. Hm... that appears to be all.
EVERYTHING else is stupid. Eye rolling and face palming ensued during the whole movie. I lost count of them. Oh, spoilers - wait, who am I kidding, there's nothing to spoil here.
The very beginning, (2006) NASA builds some super antennas that shoot a VISIBLE particle beam to the Gliese system. Antennas shooting visible lasers. This was the first 'you've got to be fucking kidding me' moment. This year the aliens arrive. Wait a minute. Gliese is 20 light years away (40 there and back) but the makes it there in three and aliens arrive in 2012. WHAT THE FUCK? Are we time traveling now? Did we have some faster than light laser in 2006? Eh, fuck it
Then there's the scene where we meet our hero. Remember that camera footage of the worst burglar that tried to rob some store? Falling through the ceiling, then stuck in the store? Well, our hero does EXACTLY that for a chicken burrito. Scene by scene, shot by shot - the SAME. Movie, that is soo cheap.
The nonexistent characters weren't annoying or boring but still, cardboard characters.
One of the alien warships (many times the size of a house) hits a satellite and crashes in Hong Kong. It's like a car bouncing off a fucking pedestrian. Physics don't work like that. It was the communications ship, so the aliens want to use the antennas to request reinforcements. And what are they going to do for three years while they arrive here? Shit, I must not ask questions that make sense. They put up a magical barrier too trapping three destroyers inside. The aliens are invisible to the radar, so the destroyers can't target them. Wait, what? They are less than a mile away from house sized alien warships! Look out the window and target them! Oh no, they can't do that, they need TO GO CLOSER. Seriously what the fuck? What's the effective range of a destroyer? Let me see... at least a hundred kilometers for missiles, twenty kilometers for the 5 inch cannon. Movie, you are STUPID
Wait, Rihanna is here too! Nothing sexy I'm afraid. I think they tried to make her a new tough girl. Like a new Vasquez . Boy, did they fail miserably. "My daddy told me they'd come" Any hopes for a badgirl image just got flushed down the toilet. Hey, did I mentioned how awful the writing is? People say ridiculous lines.
Oh, and the 'aliens'. I almost lost it by this point and could barely keep myself from saying out loud: Are you fucking kidding me?! Four fingered CGI humans with spikebeards. In shiny armor. A new level of cheap here, ladies and gentlemen.
The score is a joke, it's barely there. I know, most people don't give a shit about the soundtrack, but it's important to me. Here we have the most lackluster musical score ever. I almost thought it was Clint Mansell, it's THAT boring.
There is a subplot with the love interest, a geek guy and a black marine with prosthetic legs. They go against a shitload of alien soldiers (in powered armor - previously seen to toss people around like ragdolls, completely bulletproof and capable of ripping cars apart) and they succeed. They save the day. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
The aliens have some sort of glowing ball of death superweapons. Three of them completely destroy an entire airbase. Two of them cut a destroyer in half in less than a minute. Are they going to use them in the most important battle in the end? HELLNO
At one point, the hero literally plays battleship. Blindly shooting at a grid. They even say it out loud: I19! G07! Holy fucking shit, this is a new level of stupid.
Then, a couple of dozen injured survivor and a bunch of magical PENSIONERS effectively operate a decommissioned BATTLESHIP! A battleship that is designed to be manned by thousands of people is going to battle with not even a hundred men! WHATTHEFFOIJAWIDHFIJFGK... Sorry. Then they skid (is that noun or verb?) the battleship. HOYSHITFUCKYOUMOVIE. Skidding (?) a 45000 ton battleship going full speed with lowering one anchor. It was pretty over the top in Pirates of the Caribbean, but here it's a fucking joke. Suspension of disbelief is one thing but this? 45000 tons of steel speeding towards the enemy. Can you even imagine the momentum she's having right now? That thing could ram a small city for fucks sake! Yet an anchor stops it?! FUCKYOU And they manage to defeat the alien command ship. GODFUCKINGDAMNITMOVIE
Did I mention that the aliens are defeated by sunlight? Yeah, Gandalf FTW!
Do not watch this horrific piece of shit. This insulting, poor excuse of a movie doesn't worth it. Peter Berg, you just killed your career. If you ever had one.
FUCK YOU MOVIE
2012. augusztus 19. 15:46
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Idézet (Solarian @ 2012.04.19. 21:04)
Szent ég, de fájdalmasan hülye film volt ez. Senki se nézze meg, tanuljatok a hibámból.
Mekkora szerencse, hogy egy hajó még maradt, egy 70 éves, teljesen elavult, Csatahajó, melynek üzemeltetéséhez alsó hangon is 1700 ember kéne, ők vannak, legjobb esetben is 100-an, akiknek nagy többsége veterán, és úgy kötik el pár perc alatt a hajót, mintha Te meg én el akarnánk lopni egy kocsit. 10 éve be se indították, de elsőre beröffen, ráadásul a horgonya is olyan szuper, hogy amint leengedik a vízbe, azonnal megfogja a hajót, és a fizika törvényeit meghazudtoló farolást láthatunk, a tengeren. Ez már nem semmi kérem szépen.
Kár, többet vártam ettől a filmtől, sokkal többet, akár jó sci-fi is lehetett volna belőle, de így sajnos egy viccel ér fel. Legalább a zenei aláfestés jó, AC/DC és a CCR azért még mindig nem rossz, nagyon nem.
2012. augusztus 19. 16:17
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Idézet (Solarian @ 2012.05.13. 11:39)
Nincs energiám lefordítani, úgyhogy az angolul tudók figyelmébe ajánlom. Íme a gondolataim a filmről, ahogy az amerikai ismerőseimnek részleteztem:
BATTLESHIP
Holy shit this was stupid. Fails on so many levels I can hardly describe. Now, I can tolerate a LOT of stupid shit if there are good things in the mix too (prequels), but this set a new standard of retarded. All I wanted was some solid sci-fi action movie. I didn't want Oscar worthy script or acting, I didn't hope for revolutionary effect or action. Just a well put together movie. Hollywood, is that too much to ask? Apparently, yes.
Now, before I dive into the ocean of rage and hatred, I have to tell you that there are SOME good things in this mess. For example: there are some nice shots destroyers and battleships in action. There were a few laughs here and there. Liam Neeson and Alexander Skarsgard add some level of awesome - for that 10 minutes they are in the movie. There are some pretty serious cleavage shots of the love interest. Hm... that appears to be all.
EVERYTHING else is stupid. Eye rolling and face palming ensued during the whole movie. I lost count of them. Oh, spoilers - wait, who am I kidding, there's nothing to spoil here.
The very beginning, (2006) NASA builds some super antennas that shoot a VISIBLE particle beam to the Gliese system. Antennas shooting visible lasers. This was the first 'you've got to be fucking kidding me' moment. This year the aliens arrive. Wait a minute. Gliese is 20 light years away (40 there and back) but the makes it there in three and aliens arrive in 2012. WHAT THE FUCK? Are we time traveling now? Did we have some faster than light laser in 2006? Eh, fuck it
Then there's the scene where we meet our hero. Remember that camera footage of the worst burglar that tried to rob some store? Falling through the ceiling, then stuck in the store? Well, our hero does EXACTLY that for a chicken burrito. Scene by scene, shot by shot - the SAME. Movie, that is soo cheap.
The nonexistent characters weren't annoying or boring but still, cardboard characters.
One of the alien warships (many times the size of a house) hits a satellite and crashes in Hong Kong. It's like a car bouncing off a fucking pedestrian. Physics don't work like that. It was the communications ship, so the aliens want to use the antennas to request reinforcements. And what are they going to do for three years while they arrive here? Shit, I must not ask questions that make sense. They put up a magical barrier too trapping three destroyers inside. The aliens are invisible to the radar, so the destroyers can't target them. Wait, what? They are less than a mile away from house sized alien warships! Look out the window and target them! Oh no, they can't do that, they need TO GO CLOSER. Seriously what the fuck? What's the effective range of a destroyer? Let me see... at least a hundred kilometers for missiles, twenty kilometers for the 5 inch cannon. Movie, you are STUPID
Wait, Rihanna is here too! Nothing sexy I'm afraid. I think they tried to make her a new tough girl. Like a new Vasquez . Boy, did they fail miserably. "My daddy told me they'd come" Any hopes for a badgirl image just got flushed down the toilet. Hey, did I mentioned how awful the writing is? People say ridiculous lines.
Oh, and the 'aliens'. I almost lost it by this point and could barely keep myself from saying out loud: Are you fucking kidding me?! Four fingered CGI humans with spikebeards. In shiny armor. A new level of cheap here, ladies and gentlemen.
The score is a joke, it's barely there. I know, most people don't give a shit about the soundtrack, but it's important to me. Here we have the most lackluster musical score ever. I almost thought it was Clint Mansell, it's THAT boring.
There is a subplot with the love interest, a geek guy and a black marine with prosthetic legs. They go against a shitload of alien soldiers (in powered armor - previously seen to toss people around like ragdolls, completely bulletproof and capable of ripping cars apart) and they succeed. They save the day. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
The aliens have some sort of glowing ball of death superweapons. Three of them completely destroy an entire airbase. Two of them cut a destroyer in half in less than a minute. Are they going to use them in the most important battle in the end? HELLNO
At one point, the hero literally plays battleship. Blindly shooting at a grid. They even say it out loud: I19! G07! Holy fucking shit, this is a new level of stupid.
Then, a couple of dozen injured survivor and a bunch of magical PENSIONERS effectively operate a decommissioned BATTLESHIP! A battleship that is designed to be manned by thousands of people is going to battle with not even a hundred men! WHATTHEFFOIJAWIDHFIJFGK... Sorry. Then they skid (is that noun or verb?) the battleship. HOYSHITFUCKYOUMOVIE. Skidding (?) a 45000 ton battleship going full speed with lowering one anchor. It was pretty over the top in Pirates of the Caribbean, but here it's a fucking joke. Suspension of disbelief is one thing but this? 45000 tons of steel speeding towards the enemy. Can you even imagine the momentum she's having right now? That thing could ram a small city for fucks sake! Yet an anchor stops it?! FUCKYOU And they manage to defeat the alien command ship. GODFUCKINGDAMNITMOVIE
Did I mention that the aliens are defeated by sunlight? Yeah, Gandalf FTW!
Do not watch this horrific piece of shit. This insulting, poor excuse of a movie doesn't worth it. Peter Berg, you just killed your career. If you ever had one.
FUCK YOU MOVIE
BATTLESHIP
Holy shit this was stupid. Fails on so many levels I can hardly describe. Now, I can tolerate a LOT of stupid shit if there are good things in the mix too (prequels), but this set a new standard of retarded. All I wanted was some solid sci-fi action movie. I didn't want Oscar worthy script or acting, I didn't hope for revolutionary effect or action. Just a well put together movie. Hollywood, is that too much to ask? Apparently, yes.
Now, before I dive into the ocean of rage and hatred, I have to tell you that there are SOME good things in this mess. For example: there are some nice shots destroyers and battleships in action. There were a few laughs here and there. Liam Neeson and Alexander Skarsgard add some level of awesome - for that 10 minutes they are in the movie. There are some pretty serious cleavage shots of the love interest. Hm... that appears to be all.
EVERYTHING else is stupid. Eye rolling and face palming ensued during the whole movie. I lost count of them. Oh, spoilers - wait, who am I kidding, there's nothing to spoil here.
The very beginning, (2006) NASA builds some super antennas that shoot a VISIBLE particle beam to the Gliese system. Antennas shooting visible lasers. This was the first 'you've got to be fucking kidding me' moment. This year the aliens arrive. Wait a minute. Gliese is 20 light years away (40 there and back) but the makes it there in three and aliens arrive in 2012. WHAT THE FUCK? Are we time traveling now? Did we have some faster than light laser in 2006? Eh, fuck it
Then there's the scene where we meet our hero. Remember that camera footage of the worst burglar that tried to rob some store? Falling through the ceiling, then stuck in the store? Well, our hero does EXACTLY that for a chicken burrito. Scene by scene, shot by shot - the SAME. Movie, that is soo cheap.
The nonexistent characters weren't annoying or boring but still, cardboard characters.
One of the alien warships (many times the size of a house) hits a satellite and crashes in Hong Kong. It's like a car bouncing off a fucking pedestrian. Physics don't work like that. It was the communications ship, so the aliens want to use the antennas to request reinforcements. And what are they going to do for three years while they arrive here? Shit, I must not ask questions that make sense. They put up a magical barrier too trapping three destroyers inside. The aliens are invisible to the radar, so the destroyers can't target them. Wait, what? They are less than a mile away from house sized alien warships! Look out the window and target them! Oh no, they can't do that, they need TO GO CLOSER. Seriously what the fuck? What's the effective range of a destroyer? Let me see... at least a hundred kilometers for missiles, twenty kilometers for the 5 inch cannon. Movie, you are STUPID
Wait, Rihanna is here too! Nothing sexy I'm afraid. I think they tried to make her a new tough girl. Like a new Vasquez . Boy, did they fail miserably. "My daddy told me they'd come" Any hopes for a badgirl image just got flushed down the toilet. Hey, did I mentioned how awful the writing is? People say ridiculous lines.
Oh, and the 'aliens'. I almost lost it by this point and could barely keep myself from saying out loud: Are you fucking kidding me?! Four fingered CGI humans with spikebeards. In shiny armor. A new level of cheap here, ladies and gentlemen.
The score is a joke, it's barely there. I know, most people don't give a shit about the soundtrack, but it's important to me. Here we have the most lackluster musical score ever. I almost thought it was Clint Mansell, it's THAT boring.
There is a subplot with the love interest, a geek guy and a black marine with prosthetic legs. They go against a shitload of alien soldiers (in powered armor - previously seen to toss people around like ragdolls, completely bulletproof and capable of ripping cars apart) and they succeed. They save the day. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
The aliens have some sort of glowing ball of death superweapons. Three of them completely destroy an entire airbase. Two of them cut a destroyer in half in less than a minute. Are they going to use them in the most important battle in the end? HELLNO
At one point, the hero literally plays battleship. Blindly shooting at a grid. They even say it out loud: I19! G07! Holy fucking shit, this is a new level of stupid.
Then, a couple of dozen injured survivor and a bunch of magical PENSIONERS effectively operate a decommissioned BATTLESHIP! A battleship that is designed to be manned by thousands of people is going to battle with not even a hundred men! WHATTHEFFOIJAWIDHFIJFGK... Sorry. Then they skid (is that noun or verb?) the battleship. HOYSHITFUCKYOUMOVIE. Skidding (?) a 45000 ton battleship going full speed with lowering one anchor. It was pretty over the top in Pirates of the Caribbean, but here it's a fucking joke. Suspension of disbelief is one thing but this? 45000 tons of steel speeding towards the enemy. Can you even imagine the momentum she's having right now? That thing could ram a small city for fucks sake! Yet an anchor stops it?! FUCKYOU And they manage to defeat the alien command ship. GODFUCKINGDAMNITMOVIE
Did I mention that the aliens are defeated by sunlight? Yeah, Gandalf FTW!
Do not watch this horrific piece of shit. This insulting, poor excuse of a movie doesn't worth it. Peter Berg, you just killed your career. If you ever had one.
FUCK YOU MOVIE
Az biztos hogy nem maradt bennük semmi amit nem mondtak ki
Hozzászólva, az elején izgalmasnak hittem, de a végére nem kihagyták a filmből az izgalmat annyira figyeltek a jó kivitelezésre.. Azt hittem hogy egy jó filmet fogok látni, mivel volt benne pár ember akitől vártam valami jót, és az ő részük, hát jő is volt, de sajnos meghaltak.. vagyis a további részek nem voltak izgalom dúsak... Az viszont piros opnt hogy a zenét eltalálták, sok filmben cseszik el, de ebben passzolt mindenhol
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Boscorelli
2012. december 14. 21:37
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They did used those " glowing ball of death superweapons " " in the most important battle in the end "
And the whole movie was built upon the concept of the game "Battleship" (Torpedó), you can see that after the credits, or just right before that.
But you're right about the rest, Alexander Skarsgard totally worth it, and that's all!!
And the whole movie was built upon the concept of the game "Battleship" (Torpedó), you can see that after the credits, or just right before that.
But you're right about the rest, Alexander Skarsgard totally worth it, and that's all!!
Idézet (Solarian @ 2012.05.13. 11:39)
Nincs energiám lefordítani, úgyhogy az angolul tudók figyelmébe ajánlom. Íme a gondolataim a filmről, ahogy az amerikai ismerőseimnek részleteztem:
BATTLESHIP
Holy shit this was stupid. Fails on so many levels I can hardly describe. Now, I can tolerate a LOT of stupid shit if there are good things in the mix too (prequels), but this set a new standard of retarded. All I wanted was some solid sci-fi action movie. I didn't want Oscar worthy script or acting, I didn't hope for revolutionary effect or action. Just a well put together movie. Hollywood, is that too much to ask? Apparently, yes.
Now, before I dive into the ocean of rage and hatred, I have to tell you that there are SOME good things in this mess. For example: there are some nice shots destroyers and battleships in action. There were a few laughs here and there. Liam Neeson and Alexander Skarsgard add some level of awesome - for that 10 minutes they are in the movie. There are some pretty serious cleavage shots of the love interest. Hm... that appears to be all.
EVERYTHING else is stupid. Eye rolling and face palming ensued during the whole movie. I lost count of them. Oh, spoilers - wait, who am I kidding, there's nothing to spoil here.
The very beginning, (2006) NASA builds some super antennas that shoot a VISIBLE particle beam to the Gliese system. Antennas shooting visible lasers. This was the first 'you've got to be fucking kidding me' moment. This year the aliens arrive. Wait a minute. Gliese is 20 light years away (40 there and back) but the makes it there in three and aliens arrive in 2012. WHAT THE FUCK? Are we time traveling now? Did we have some faster than light laser in 2006? Eh, fuck it
Then there's the scene where we meet our hero. Remember that camera footage of the worst burglar that tried to rob some store? Falling through the ceiling, then stuck in the store? Well, our hero does EXACTLY that for a chicken burrito. Scene by scene, shot by shot - the SAME. Movie, that is soo cheap.
The nonexistent characters weren't annoying or boring but still, cardboard characters.
One of the alien warships (many times the size of a house) hits a satellite and crashes in Hong Kong. It's like a car bouncing off a fucking pedestrian. Physics don't work like that. It was the communications ship, so the aliens want to use the antennas to request reinforcements. And what are they going to do for three years while they arrive here? Shit, I must not ask questions that make sense. They put up a magical barrier too trapping three destroyers inside. The aliens are invisible to the radar, so the destroyers can't target them. Wait, what? They are less than a mile away from house sized alien warships! Look out the window and target them! Oh no, they can't do that, they need TO GO CLOSER. Seriously what the fuck? What's the effective range of a destroyer? Let me see... at least a hundred kilometers for missiles, twenty kilometers for the 5 inch cannon. Movie, you are STUPID
Wait, Rihanna is here too! Nothing sexy I'm afraid. I think they tried to make her a new tough girl. Like a new Vasquez . Boy, did they fail miserably. "My daddy told me they'd come" Any hopes for a badgirl image just got flushed down the toilet. Hey, did I mentioned how awful the writing is? People say ridiculous lines.
Oh, and the 'aliens'. I almost lost it by this point and could barely keep myself from saying out loud: Are you fucking kidding me?! Four fingered CGI humans with spikebeards. In shiny armor. A new level of cheap here, ladies and gentlemen.
The score is a joke, it's barely there. I know, most people don't give a shit about the soundtrack, but it's important to me. Here we have the most lackluster musical score ever. I almost thought it was Clint Mansell, it's THAT boring.
There is a subplot with the love interest, a geek guy and a black marine with prosthetic legs. They go against a shitload of alien soldiers (in powered armor - previously seen to toss people around like ragdolls, completely bulletproof and capable of ripping cars apart) and they succeed. They save the day. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
The aliens have some sort of glowing ball of death superweapons. Three of them completely destroy an entire airbase. Two of them cut a destroyer in half in less than a minute. Are they going to use them in the most important battle in the end? HELLNO
At one point, the hero literally plays battleship. Blindly shooting at a grid. They even say it out loud: I19! G07! Holy fucking shit, this is a new level of stupid.
Then, a couple of dozen injured survivor and a bunch of magical PENSIONERS effectively operate a decommissioned BATTLESHIP! A battleship that is designed to be manned by thousands of people is going to battle with not even a hundred men! WHATTHEFFOIJAWIDHFIJFGK... Sorry. Then they skid (is that noun or verb?) the battleship. HOYSHITFUCKYOUMOVIE. Skidding (?) a 45000 ton battleship going full speed with lowering one anchor. It was pretty over the top in Pirates of the Caribbean, but here it's a fucking joke. Suspension of disbelief is one thing but this? 45000 tons of steel speeding towards the enemy. Can you even imagine the momentum she's having right now? That thing could ram a small city for fucks sake! Yet an anchor stops it?! FUCKYOU And they manage to defeat the alien command ship. GODFUCKINGDAMNITMOVIE
Did I mention that the aliens are defeated by sunlight? Yeah, Gandalf FTW!
Do not watch this horrific piece of shit. This insulting, poor excuse of a movie doesn't worth it. Peter Berg, you just killed your career. If you ever had one.
FUCK YOU MOVIE
BATTLESHIP
Holy shit this was stupid. Fails on so many levels I can hardly describe. Now, I can tolerate a LOT of stupid shit if there are good things in the mix too (prequels), but this set a new standard of retarded. All I wanted was some solid sci-fi action movie. I didn't want Oscar worthy script or acting, I didn't hope for revolutionary effect or action. Just a well put together movie. Hollywood, is that too much to ask? Apparently, yes.
Now, before I dive into the ocean of rage and hatred, I have to tell you that there are SOME good things in this mess. For example: there are some nice shots destroyers and battleships in action. There were a few laughs here and there. Liam Neeson and Alexander Skarsgard add some level of awesome - for that 10 minutes they are in the movie. There are some pretty serious cleavage shots of the love interest. Hm... that appears to be all.
EVERYTHING else is stupid. Eye rolling and face palming ensued during the whole movie. I lost count of them. Oh, spoilers - wait, who am I kidding, there's nothing to spoil here.
The very beginning, (2006) NASA builds some super antennas that shoot a VISIBLE particle beam to the Gliese system. Antennas shooting visible lasers. This was the first 'you've got to be fucking kidding me' moment. This year the aliens arrive. Wait a minute. Gliese is 20 light years away (40 there and back) but the makes it there in three and aliens arrive in 2012. WHAT THE FUCK? Are we time traveling now? Did we have some faster than light laser in 2006? Eh, fuck it
Then there's the scene where we meet our hero. Remember that camera footage of the worst burglar that tried to rob some store? Falling through the ceiling, then stuck in the store? Well, our hero does EXACTLY that for a chicken burrito. Scene by scene, shot by shot - the SAME. Movie, that is soo cheap.
The nonexistent characters weren't annoying or boring but still, cardboard characters.
One of the alien warships (many times the size of a house) hits a satellite and crashes in Hong Kong. It's like a car bouncing off a fucking pedestrian. Physics don't work like that. It was the communications ship, so the aliens want to use the antennas to request reinforcements. And what are they going to do for three years while they arrive here? Shit, I must not ask questions that make sense. They put up a magical barrier too trapping three destroyers inside. The aliens are invisible to the radar, so the destroyers can't target them. Wait, what? They are less than a mile away from house sized alien warships! Look out the window and target them! Oh no, they can't do that, they need TO GO CLOSER. Seriously what the fuck? What's the effective range of a destroyer? Let me see... at least a hundred kilometers for missiles, twenty kilometers for the 5 inch cannon. Movie, you are STUPID
Wait, Rihanna is here too! Nothing sexy I'm afraid. I think they tried to make her a new tough girl. Like a new Vasquez . Boy, did they fail miserably. "My daddy told me they'd come" Any hopes for a badgirl image just got flushed down the toilet. Hey, did I mentioned how awful the writing is? People say ridiculous lines.
Oh, and the 'aliens'. I almost lost it by this point and could barely keep myself from saying out loud: Are you fucking kidding me?! Four fingered CGI humans with spikebeards. In shiny armor. A new level of cheap here, ladies and gentlemen.
The score is a joke, it's barely there. I know, most people don't give a shit about the soundtrack, but it's important to me. Here we have the most lackluster musical score ever. I almost thought it was Clint Mansell, it's THAT boring.
There is a subplot with the love interest, a geek guy and a black marine with prosthetic legs. They go against a shitload of alien soldiers (in powered armor - previously seen to toss people around like ragdolls, completely bulletproof and capable of ripping cars apart) and they succeed. They save the day. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
The aliens have some sort of glowing ball of death superweapons. Three of them completely destroy an entire airbase. Two of them cut a destroyer in half in less than a minute. Are they going to use them in the most important battle in the end? HELLNO
At one point, the hero literally plays battleship. Blindly shooting at a grid. They even say it out loud: I19! G07! Holy fucking shit, this is a new level of stupid.
Then, a couple of dozen injured survivor and a bunch of magical PENSIONERS effectively operate a decommissioned BATTLESHIP! A battleship that is designed to be manned by thousands of people is going to battle with not even a hundred men! WHATTHEFFOIJAWIDHFIJFGK... Sorry. Then they skid (is that noun or verb?) the battleship. HOYSHITFUCKYOUMOVIE. Skidding (?) a 45000 ton battleship going full speed with lowering one anchor. It was pretty over the top in Pirates of the Caribbean, but here it's a fucking joke. Suspension of disbelief is one thing but this? 45000 tons of steel speeding towards the enemy. Can you even imagine the momentum she's having right now? That thing could ram a small city for fucks sake! Yet an anchor stops it?! FUCKYOU And they manage to defeat the alien command ship. GODFUCKINGDAMNITMOVIE
Did I mention that the aliens are defeated by sunlight? Yeah, Gandalf FTW!
Do not watch this horrific piece of shit. This insulting, poor excuse of a movie doesn't worth it. Peter Berg, you just killed your career. If you ever had one.
FUCK YOU MOVIE
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